Tag: Pathan SMS

Pathan Ne Lift Mangi

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1 pathan ne lift mangi. Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya.
Magr ye dekh kr hairan reh gya k driving seat pr koi nhi hy
aur car khud chal rahi hy.

Wo dar k chup chaap betha rha.
Car Ahista Ahista Chalti rahi,

Thori dair bad car 1 pump pr ruki to
1 admi paseene me hanpta huwa driving seat pr beth gya,,

Pathan:
Is seat pr na betho yahan “JIN” betha hua hy.

Wo admi bola:

Oh Akhroat k bache me Is car ko
2 kilo meter se dhakka lgata aa raha hon…:p

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Ganday Nalay Walay

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A Pathan to his Wife.

Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho kar dala karo.

Is ki waja se aaj mujhe Paidal Chalna para.

Wife: Woh kaisey.

Pathan: Main Bus mein safer kar raha tha k Conductor bola
Gandey Nalay waley musafir utar jayen. . .*

r O c K I N G….. . . . . . . . . . .

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