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Bechara Mard

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Bechara Mard hamesha hi nuqsaan uthata hai

Aik couple ki shadi ki 30th Saalgirah par aik Churail nay unhain 2 khawahishain poori karnay ki offer ki

Wife: Main apnay husband kay saath poori dunya ghoomna chahti hoon

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband aur wife kay liyae 2 world tour tickets hazir kar diyae

Husband apni bari pay bohat soch kar bola:

Husband: Main chahta hoon keh meri biwi mujh say 30 saal choti ho

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband ko 30 saal borha kar diya

MORAL: Aurat Aurat ko hi faida pohnchai gi. Mard Hamesha ragra jata hai

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Kash K Zindagi Aik Computer Hoti

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Aankhon mein agar WEBCAM hota
to Tasviron ko receive kar sakte
.
Dimaag mein agar PRINTER hota
to Khayaalon ka PRINT OUT nikaal lete
.
man mein agar BLUETOOTH hota
to Bhavnaayon ko TRANSFER kar dete
.
Dil agar CPU hota
to sabki yaadon ko SAVE kar sakte
.
Dhadkan mein PENDRIVE hoti to,
Zindagi ka BACKUP le lete
.
Kaash….
.
Zindagi ek COMPUTER hoti,
to Bachpan RESTART kar lete….

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Common Sense

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Common Sense
.
An Illiterate Father with his
educated Son went on a camping Trip,
They setup their tent ‘n fell Asleep.
Some hours later, father wakes his son ‘n asks:
“Look up to the sky ‘n tell me what you see?
.
Son: I see millions of stars.
.
Father: What does that tell you?
.
Son: Astronomically,
It tells that there are
millions of galaxies ‘n planets.
.
Father slaps the son hard ‘n says:
… Idiot, someone has stolen our Tent!

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Final Examination

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Final Examination’, ‘Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool,
and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
“Congratulations! You”re a free man.
Just tell me why didn”t you jump?” asked the doctor.To which the third patient answered, “Well Doc, I can”t swim!”

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