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Bechara Mard

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Bechara Mard hamesha hi nuqsaan uthata hai

Aik couple ki shadi ki 30th Saalgirah par aik Churail nay unhain 2 khawahishain poori karnay ki offer ki

Wife: Main apnay husband kay saath poori dunya ghoomna chahti hoon

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband aur wife kay liyae 2 world tour tickets hazir kar diyae

Husband apni bari pay bohat soch kar bola:

Husband: Main chahta hoon keh meri biwi mujh say 30 saal choti ho

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband ko 30 saal borha kar diya

MORAL: Aurat Aurat ko hi faida pohnchai gi. Mard Hamesha ragra jata hai

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Kash K Zindagi Aik Computer Hoti

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Aankhon mein agar WEBCAM hota
to Tasviron ko receive kar sakte
.
Dimaag mein agar PRINTER hota
to Khayaalon ka PRINT OUT nikaal lete
.
man mein agar BLUETOOTH hota
to Bhavnaayon ko TRANSFER kar dete
.
Dil agar CPU hota
to sabki yaadon ko SAVE kar sakte
.
Dhadkan mein PENDRIVE hoti to,
Zindagi ka BACKUP le lete
.
Kaash….
.
Zindagi ek COMPUTER hoti,
to Bachpan RESTART kar lete….

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Common Sense

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Common Sense
.
An Illiterate Father with his
educated Son went on a camping Trip,
They setup their tent ‘n fell Asleep.
Some hours later, father wakes his son ‘n asks:
“Look up to the sky ‘n tell me what you see?
.
Son: I see millions of stars.
.
Father: What does that tell you?
.
Son: Astronomically,
It tells that there are
millions of galaxies ‘n planets.
.
Father slaps the son hard ‘n says:
… Idiot, someone has stolen our Tent!

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