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Pilot to control room Joke – Wapda SMS Jokes

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Pilot to control room: “This is J-777,
I am 50Miles away from Pakistan,,,,
16000 Feet above Sea Level..with no fuel..!!
Awaiting Instructions….!
Over…..!!!
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Control room:
“Kalma parh le sohneya”…
Fuel ethay v koi nai,,,
Tey utton light jan da v time ho gaya ay te tenu airport v nazar nai aana….
Ty fer saady vallon v Over…….!!!

Pilot to control room Joke – Wapda SMS Jokes
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NEWS ALERT!

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News Alert:
New Karachi se
Nikalne wali bus   W-11 jab godhra pohanchi,
tou os main  2 Mashkook
afrad baithey, Phir wo sohrab goth pohanchi tou aik Ladies black
bag le kar Aagey
bethi, aur jab bus

Lalookhait pohnchi tou
full ho gai, Phir
Numaish aie tou wo
dono mashkook admi utar gaie, Aur Aagey
ja k wo lady bhe utar
gai, phir Denso hall pe
mera office bhe agaya tou main bhe utar gaya.
Es tarah W-11 ka safar
khatam hua,
Light Nahi Hai, TimePaSs Kar Raha Thi,
Tawajjah Deny ka SHUKRIA….;-)

NEWS ALERT!
3(60%) 1 votes

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wapda new awami package

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Wapda New Awami Package

Dear Customr
Ab “WAPDA”
Laya Aap k Liye Naya Awami Packge,
“5 Ka 55”
Yani Har 5 Mint Light istimal karen Aur 55 Mint Tak Bijli ki Shandar Bachat Hasil karen
who Bhi Bilkul Free,

Aur Sath Hi
1- Mobile charge Na Honay se Balance ki Bachat,
2- TV Na Dekne Se Gunhaon ki Bachat,
3- Bijli Jane Par Sabar karne se! Saabireen Me Shumar,
4- Bijli Aane Par Allah ka Shukar karne se Shaakireen me Shumar,
who Bhi Har Ghentay,
Yani Jannat Me Jane k Beshumar Muwaqe wo Bhi Har jaga
“wapda”
“Tum Hi To Ho.
Ye Offer Pakistan Main Umar Bhar k Liye Hai.
Ap ka Package Zabardasti Active kar Dia gaya Hai,

wapda new awami package
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Wapda Package Offer

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Dear Customr Ab”WAPDA”LayA ap k liay Nya Awami Packge,,
“5 Ka 55″,
Yani hr ghAnta 5 mint Light istimal karen
Aur 55 mint tak bijli ki shandar bachat hasil karen
Who bi Bilkul free,,
Aur sath hi,
1- mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat,
,2- TV na dekne se gunhaon ki bachat,,
3- Bijli jane pr sabar karne se! Sabreen main shumar,,
4- Bijli ane par Allah ka shukar karne se shakireen main shumar,who bhi har gante,
5- kbar k aandheray ki practic ,Yani janat main jane k beshumar muwaqe who bhi har jaga.,
“wapda” “Tum hi to ho.

Ye offer pakistan main umar bhar k liye hai.Abhi se apna packge active samjhe

Wapda Package Offer

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