Tag: Zardari

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News Alert:
New Karachi se
Nikalne wali bus   W-11 jab godhra pohanchi,
tou os main  2 Mashkook
afrad baithey, Phir wo sohrab goth pohanchi tou aik Ladies black
bag le kar Aagey
bethi, aur jab bus

Lalookhait pohnchi tou
full ho gai, Phir
Numaish aie tou wo
dono mashkook admi utar gaie, Aur Aagey
ja k wo lady bhe utar
gai, phir Denso hall pe
mera office bhe agaya tou main bhe utar gaya.
Es tarah W-11 ka safar
khatam hua,
Light Nahi Hai, TimePaSs Kar Raha Thi,
Tawajjah Deny ka SHUKRIA….;-)

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Zardari and Altaf Bhai :)

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1 Admi apnay kuttay k saath gosht lenay gaya to dukandar ne Rs.300 rata bataya
us admi ne kaha k kal to rate 250 tha
Is behs mubahise mn unki laraee ho gae to kutte ne dukandar pr hamla kar dia
or dukandar ne kutte se dar k 250 k hisaab se gosht de dia

Kuch dino baad wo admi phr gosht lene gaya to dukandar ne rate 400 bataya
admi phir larne laga to dukandar ne 1 haddi kutte ko dal di.

Kutta haddi khane laga aur dukandar ne us admi ko mar mar k zakhmi kar dia
aur 400 wasool kar liye.

MORAL: Petrol 70 se 75 hua tha to Altaf Bhai ne ehtijaj kia tha
Aaj 106 ho gaya hay to wo q khamosh hain.

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