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Punjab Police Joke

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The Intellegence Bureau the Army and the Punjab police decide to go on a survival weekend together to see who comes out top. After some basic exercises, the trainer tells them their next objective is to go into the Jungle and catch a rabbit.

First Goes the Intellegence Bureau. They have got their infra red goggles, crawl into the woods in formation. Absolute silence for 5 minutes, followed by a single shot. They emerge with a rabbit, shot cleanly through the forehead.

“Excellent” says the trainer.

Next up are the army. They camouflaged themselves and charge down into the Jungle, screaming at the top of their lungs. For the next hour the woods ring with the sound of machine gun fire, mortar bombs, hand grenades and blood-curdling war cries. Eventually, they come, carrying the remains of a rabbit.

Well done” says the trainer.

Lastly, Punjab Police, went to the Jungle. For the next few hours, nothing came back from Jungle, After what seems an eternity, they emerge, escorting a squirrel in handcuffs.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?” asks the trainer.
“Take this squirrel back and get me a rabbit, like I asked you 6 hours ago!”

So back they go. Minutes pass. Minutes turn to hours, day turns to night. The next morning the trainer and the rest of the crew are awakened by the police, holding the badly bruised squirrel.

The police team leader shoots a glance at the squirrel, who squeaks:

“Alright, alright, so I’m a bloody rabbit…Oye Main Hi Khargosh Aan”

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Kia Naam Hai Hazur Ka?

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Dulha shadi ki raat dulhan ka ghungat utha kar pooshta hai ‘kiya naam Hazur ka’??
Biwi:- Hazrat Muhammad(S.A.W)
Shohar:- hiran ho kar ‘kiya farmaya appne’??
Biwi:- roza rakho, namaz parho
Shohar:- preshan ho kar room se bahir akar kehta hai
‘ander tu wahi nazil ho rahi hai

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Mehengai k Is Dour – Ghar Ka Khuwab

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Mehengai k Is Dour Me Apne Ghar ka Khuwab Ab Haqikat.
Karachi k Pur Sukoon Elaqay “Liyari” me 100 Or
200 Gaz k Plot Sirf 40 Or 50  Hazar me!
Kharadar sey Chand Minute ki Drive par Main

Liyari cheel chok kalakot jese khubsurat ilaqe me
Abhi Rabta Karen,
Apna Ghar Apni Jannat!
Har booking Pe.
5 Bullet Proof Jackets,10 Dasti Bomb, 4 Pistol,
Bullet’s ka 50 wala packet Or 1 Rocket Lancher Bilkul Free.

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Handsome Pathan

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A girl in a train was reading a book called ‘MEN’.
It said

‘BRAZILIAN MEN ARE THE MOST CHARMING AND
PATHAN MEN ARE THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD’

A man sitting beside her was also reading it secretly.
After sometime the girl turned 2 him & asked his name.

He replied: ”RONALDO YOUSAFZAI”

Dekha Kon Kehta Hai Pathano ka Dimagh Nahi Chalta.

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