The Intellegence Bureau the Army and the Punjab police decide to go on a survival weekend together to see who comes out top. After some basic exercises, the trainer tells them their next objective is to go into the Jungle and catch a rabbit. First Goes the Intellegence Bureau. They have got their infra red […]
Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Pakistan Ko Aazaad Hue 66 Sal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! why? Kyunki Aaj Bhi Pakistan Ki Bholi Awam KAAM-DHANDHA Chhod Kar hamara SMS parh rahi hai…
Dulha shadi ki raat dulhan ka ghungat utha kar pooshta hai ‘kiya naam Hazur ka’?? Biwi:- Hazrat Muhammad(S.A.W) Shohar:- hiran ho kar ‘kiya farmaya appne’?? Biwi:- roza rakho, namaz parho Shohar:- preshan ho kar room se bahir akar kehta hai ‘ander tu wahi nazil ho rahi hai
Mehengai k Is Dour Me Apne Ghar ka Khuwab Ab Haqikat. Karachi k Pur Sukoon Elaqay “Liyari” me 100 Or 200 Gaz k Plot Sirf 40 Or 50 Hazar me! Kharadar sey Chand Minute ki Drive par Main Liyari cheel chok kalakot jese khubsurat ilaqe me Abhi Rabta Karen, Apna Ghar Apni Jannat! Har booking […]
A girl in a train was reading a book called ‘MEN’. It said ‘BRAZILIAN MEN ARE THE MOST CHARMING AND PATHAN MEN ARE THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD’ A man sitting beside her was also reading it secretly. After sometime the girl turned 2 him & asked his name. He replied: ”RONALDO YOUSAFZAI” Dekha […]
Doc: I am sorry Operation k waqt rubber ka glove aapke pait me rah gaye, Dobara operation karna hoga Sardar: Oye pagal aan Tu? Aaa ley 20 rupayay, naya le le, Main Operation Nai Karwana