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Meri Class Kay Shareef Larkay

ان میں شرافت کوٹ کوٹ کر کیا مار مار کر
ﮐﺮبھری ہوتی ہے عام بندہ اتنی سہیلیاں نہیں بناتا جتنی یہ بہنیں بناتے ہیں ۔ میری کلاس میں مے بھی ایک ایسا لڑکا پھڑتا تھا  جو بہنیں بنانے میں بڑا ماہر تھا۔ کبھی کسی لڑکی کو نام لے کر نہیں بلاتا تھا۔ بلکہ ہمیشہ بہن بہن کہتا رہتا تھا۔

پچھلے دنوں لگ بھک دس سال بعد اس سے ملاقات ہوئی ـ

میں نے پوچھا

ہاں بھئی سناوُ ۔۔۔۔۔ شادی ہو گئی ۔۔۔۔؟

شرما کر بولا

بس جی ۔۔۔ ایک بہن سے بات چل رہی ہے ۔۔۔

Shareef Larkay
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What are you teaching my son in math?

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A little boy was doing his math hw & saying:
2+5, the son of a bitch is 7.
3+6, the son of a bitch is 9.
His Mom: What are you doing?
Boy: I’m doing math homework.
Mom: This is how your teacher taught u?
Boy: Yes.

Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day- ‘What are you teaching my son in math?’

Teacher: Right now, we are learning addition.

Mom: You teaching them to say 2+2, the son of a bitch is 4?

Teacher after laughing: What I taught them was, 2+2, the sum of which is 4

What are you teaching my son in math?
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Pathan Ne Lift Mangi

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1 pathan ne lift mangi. Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya.
Magr ye dekh kr hairan reh gya k driving seat pr koi nhi hy
aur car khud chal rahi hy.

Wo dar k chup chaap betha rha.
Car Ahista Ahista Chalti rahi,

Thori dair bad car 1 pump pr ruki to
1 admi paseene me hanpta huwa driving seat pr beth gya,,

Pathan:
Is seat pr na betho yahan “JIN” betha hua hy.

Wo admi bola:

Oh Akhroat k bache me Is car ko
2 kilo meter se dhakka lgata aa raha hon…:p

Pathan Ne Lift Mangi

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Pakistan International

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A Man Finds A Beautiful
Girl At An Airport Cafe,
Sitting Next To Him..

He Thinks To Himself:
“She Must Be A Flight
Attendant, But Which Airline
Does She Work For ??”

Hoping To Get Her Attention,
He Leans Toward Her N Say
Emirate’s Slogan:
“Keep Discovering…”

She Never Notices Him…

Again He Leans Towards Her
N Say United Air’s Slogan:
“It’s Time To Fly…”

And No Response Again … !!

Again He Leans Forward To Her
To Say Another Airline’s Slogan…

She Turns To Him N Says:

“Ki Takleef Ae Kanjra???”

Man Smiles, Leans Back N Says:

“Ahhh … PIA …” =P =D

Pakistan International

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