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Tag: Sardar

Sardar Bemar Ho Gaya

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Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai
boss replys”\’jab main bemar tha to main ne apni biwi ko kiss kia tha to main theek ho gia tha tum b try karo\’
2 hours later sardar boss ko dobara sms karta hai keh \’your wife was very sweet\’

Sardar Bemar Ho Gaya
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Pathan and Sardar

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Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan: Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash

Pathan and Sardar
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Pataake

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Bacha: Mummy Aitki Aapan Saare Pataake Es Shop Ton Lavange,
Mummy: Na Mere Putter, Eh Taan Girl Hostel Hai, Pataakeyan Di Dukan Thode Aa.
Bacha: Paape Ne Taan Dasseya Si Saari Phul-Jharian, Te Pataake Aithe Hi Rehnde Ne.

Pataake

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Abu Dhabi

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For job interview question.
Brithish to sardar:”where is abu dahbi?”
Sardar:jis qubrastan ty ammi dabi,ody naal e zara para kr k abu dabi”

Abu Dhabi

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