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Kaam Kaisa Chal Raha Hai – Funny Urdu Joke


ایک آدمی پبلک ٹوائلٹ میں بیٹھا اپنی حاجت پوری کر رھا تھا -اسے اچانک ساتھ والے ٹوائلٹ سے آواز سنائی دی-
“کیا حال هیں”؟؟
آدمی گھبرا کر -“”ٹھیک هوں”
پھر آواز آئی-
“”کیا کر رھے هو”؟؟؟
آدمی-“ضروری کام سے بیٹھا هوں”
پھر آواز آئی
“کام کیسا چل رھا هے”؟؟
آدمی اور گھبرا کر بولا”رک رک کے چل رھا هے”-
پھر آواز آئی-
“یار میں تمہیں بعد میں کال کرتا هوں کوئی الو_کا_پٹھا ساتھ والے ٹوائلٹ سے میری ھر بات کا جواب دے رها هے

Kaam Kaisa Chal Raha Hai – Funny Urdu Joke
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Final Examination

Final Examination’, ‘Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool,
and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
“Congratulations! You”re a free man.
Just tell me why didn”t you jump?” asked the doctor.To which the third patient answered, “Well Doc, I can”t swim!”

Mohamed Ramadan Mubarak

Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends who happen to be lost in a desert.
After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque.

Bob said: “Yes, thank God! I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed,
and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we’ll get some food! Deal?”

Steve said: “No, I’m sticking with my name.”

They walked into the Mosque and the Sheikh saw them.

The Sheikh asked: “What are your names?”
Bob said: “My name is Mohamed.”
Steve said: “My name is Steve.”
Sheikh said: “Guys, please bring some food and water for Steve.
And you Mohamed, Ramadan Mubarak

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