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Kaam Kaisa Chal Raha Hai – Funny Urdu Joke

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ایک آدمی پبلک ٹوائلٹ میں بیٹھا اپنی حاجت پوری کر رھا تھا -اسے اچانک ساتھ والے ٹوائلٹ سے آواز سنائی دی-
“کیا حال هیں”؟؟
آدمی گھبرا کر -“”ٹھیک هوں”
پھر آواز آئی-
“”کیا کر رھے هو”؟؟؟
آدمی-“ضروری کام سے بیٹھا هوں”
پھر آواز آئی
“کام کیسا چل رھا هے”؟؟
آدمی اور گھبرا کر بولا”رک رک کے چل رھا هے”-
پھر آواز آئی-
“یار میں تمہیں بعد میں کال کرتا هوں کوئی الو_کا_پٹھا ساتھ والے ٹوائلٹ سے میری ھر بات کا جواب دے رها هے

Kaam Kaisa Chal Raha Hai – Funny Urdu Joke
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Mohamed Ramadan Mubarak

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Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends who happen to be lost in a desert.
After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque.

Bob said: “Yes, thank God! I will walk in saying that my name is Mohamed,
and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we’ll get some food! Deal?”

Steve said: “No, I’m sticking with my name.”

They walked into the Mosque and the Sheikh saw them.

The Sheikh asked: “What are your names?”
Bob said: “My name is Mohamed.”
Steve said: “My name is Steve.”
Sheikh said: “Guys, please bring some food and water for Steve.
And you Mohamed, Ramadan Mubarak

Mohamed Ramadan Mubarak

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A Harley rider

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A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her back to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has watched the whole thing. The reporter says to the biker, “Sir, that’s the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in my whole life.”

The biker replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt I had to.”

The reporter says, “Well, I’m from the New York Times, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page… So, what do you do for a living, and, just out of my own curiousity, what political affiliation do you have?”

The biker replies, “I’m a Muslim and I’m an American”

The following morning, the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the front page:

AN ARROGANT MUSLIM ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

A Harley rider
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