Tag: Funny Urdu Jokes

Door Andesh – دور اندیش

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Door Andesh – دور اندیش

دفتر میں پرانی فائلوں کے رش کی وجہ سے افسر بہت پریشان تھا
اس نے اپنے سیکریٹری سے کہا کہ ان فائلوں کو ضائع کر دے۔
ایک مہینہ گزر جانے کے بعد بھی افسر نے دیکھا کہ فائلیں جوں کی توں پڑی ہوئی ہیں
تو اس نے اپنے سیکریٹری سے پوچھا کہ تم نے انہیں ضائع کیوں نہیں کیا تو
وہ بولا ”جناب وہ ساری فائلیں تو میں نے جلا دیں البتہ اس سوچ سے
کہ مستقبل میں ان کی ضرورت ہو سکتی ہے اس لئے ان سب کی کاپی کروا لی ہے

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teen kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the

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teen kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the

Raste me ek pari milti hai,

Pari: ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi.

1st: Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.

Pari ne kar diya.

2nd: mujhe bhi aisa kar do

Pari ne kar diya.

3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola.

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Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo.

Moral: Har ek Friend kamina hota hai… :p :O :D

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Punjab Police Joke

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The Intellegence Bureau the Army and the Punjab police decide to go on a survival weekend together to see who comes out top. After some basic exercises, the trainer tells them their next objective is to go into the Jungle and catch a rabbit.

First Goes the Intellegence Bureau. They have got their infra red goggles, crawl into the woods in formation. Absolute silence for 5 minutes, followed by a single shot. They emerge with a rabbit, shot cleanly through the forehead.

“Excellent” says the trainer.

Next up are the army. They camouflaged themselves and charge down into the Jungle, screaming at the top of their lungs. For the next hour the woods ring with the sound of machine gun fire, mortar bombs, hand grenades and blood-curdling war cries. Eventually, they come, carrying the remains of a rabbit.

Well done” says the trainer.

Lastly, Punjab Police, went to the Jungle. For the next few hours, nothing came back from Jungle, After what seems an eternity, they emerge, escorting a squirrel in handcuffs.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?” asks the trainer.
“Take this squirrel back and get me a rabbit, like I asked you 6 hours ago!”

So back they go. Minutes pass. Minutes turn to hours, day turns to night. The next morning the trainer and the rest of the crew are awakened by the police, holding the badly bruised squirrel.

The police team leader shoots a glance at the squirrel, who squeaks:

“Alright, alright, so I’m a bloody rabbit…Oye Main Hi Khargosh Aan”

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