Funny SMS Jokes

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Little Old Lady and the Doctor

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This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know […]

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Bechara Mard

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Bechara Mard hamesha hi nuqsaan uthata hai Aik couple ki shadi ki 30th Saalgirah par aik Churail nay unhain 2 khawahishain poori karnay ki offer ki Wife: Main apnay husband kay saath poori dunya ghoomna chahti hoon Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband aur wife kay liyae 2 world tour tickets hazir kar diyae Husband […]

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A Beautiful Good Looking Lady

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A beautiful, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane… The lady said to him ‘ Can you help me remove something from my breast please? The exciting young man replied, Wow! It will be my pleasure.. So what is it? ‘Your Eyes’ 5.0 01

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Husband Wife SMS

Research se pata chala hai ki

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Research se pata chala hai ki… Wife se pyaar se baat karne se Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai Mind 90% time relax rehta hai Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen . . . . WIFE APNI […]

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Friendship SMS

Kash K Zindagi Aik Computer Hoti

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Aankhon mein agar WEBCAM hota to Tasviron ko receive kar sakte . Dimaag mein agar PRINTER hota to Khayaalon ka PRINT OUT nikaal lete . man mein agar BLUETOOTH hota to Bhavnaayon ko TRANSFER kar dete . Dil agar CPU hota to sabki yaadon ko SAVE kar sakte . Dhadkan mein PENDRIVE hoti to, Zindagi […]

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Husband Wife SMS

How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart

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How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “ 0.0 00

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Funny SMS

Final Examination

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Final Examination’, ‘Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving […]

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