Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
She is hot ! She is sweet ! She always Needs A lip 4 kiss Whole world is Mad 4 her ! Who ? Who is she ? Do you know ? Answer=Tea Chai piyo Mast jio … Good morning !!!
Chand ka bed, Taron ki Razai aur phoolon ka takia!!! nice na!!????
now come back to earth & SLEEP on ur “MUNJI”Good Nite
AThis AIsa a AWaya AToa ATella AUa AGuda ANighta AIna A ANewa AStylea Confused …
Can’t Understand Erase 1st n last Letter Of Each Word … ;->
One evening i will come 2 ur room
lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed
I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face
And I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!!
Judge: The last time I saw you in the court,I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again.
Accused: Thats what I told the police your honor, but they didnt listen to me.
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.
Girl: Nahi, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain