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Sardar Jee SMS

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Sardar Ji Tay Sardar Ji day 5 Parawan nay ral kay taxi lay lai

15 Din Chalanday Rahay Sawari hi Koi Na Mili…….

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3 Para Pichay Bethay Rehnday Si Tay 2 Aggay  🙂

Punjabi Taxi

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Jalebi

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Sardar Ji Halwai SE: Tu Kinay Saal ton Jalebi Bana Riya Hain?
Halwai Bary Fakhar: Sy 30 Sal Se
Sardar Ji: Bari Sharm di gal aye Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Siddhi Nai Bani

Jalebi
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Sardar Bemar Ho Gaya

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Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai
boss replys”\’jab main bemar tha to main ne apni biwi ko kiss kia tha to main theek ho gia tha tum b try karo\’
2 hours later sardar boss ko dobara sms karta hai keh \’your wife was very sweet\’

Sardar Bemar Ho Gaya
5(100%) 1 votes

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Pathan and Sardar

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Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan: Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash

Pathan and Sardar
2.3(46.67%) 3 votes

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