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Punjabi SMS

Send SMS written in Punjabi to your friends and family members across the world. Geo Punjabi, Punjabi is a beautiful language , very popular in India and Pakistan.

Jaan Nai Nikaldi

 duniya bhar k doctors

ki team ne
research ki
or is nateeje pe pahunche
ki
?

?

?
msg karn nal
jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro

 

Merasi Tay Muncipal Corporation

1 merasi kay ghar kay samne kutta mara para tha
Merasi ne Municipal Committe ko Phone kia
Mere Ghar day samne kutta mara Pia hay Utwa Lowo

Jwab mila: Wahin dafana do
Merasi nu ghussa tay bht aya pr tahammul naal bolia

G Main Dafan karan lgya c, par marhoom dy bachian no itlaa v te krni c naa,
Aes leay aa k munh vekh lawo.

Khandani Aashiq

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,

Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,

Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

Sardar Ji Aye Jahaz Eda Wadda

Saradarni: Sardar Ji Aye Jahaz Eda Wadda Hunda Hay
Enu Rang Kiwain Karday Nay

Sardar: Jadon Jahaz Urr kay Uppar Chala Janda Hay tay Chota Jiya Ho Janda Hay Na
Tay Taan Karday Nay

Badmaash

Ik Kuri day pichay badmaash lag gayae

Kuri: Abba Meray Pichay 4  Badmaash lag gayae nay

Abba: Kithay nay oho

Kuri: Bahar nay Abba

Mulazam: Tehr jao ji main Dekhdan, Kon Nay oho

Kuri: Pathaan

Mulazam Abbay Nu: Main ithay nokri karan ayyaaan  Kurbaniyaan dain nahi, Apae Dekho

Proposing a Girl

Diffrent styles of proposing a girl 4 marriage:
1) English> Will u marry me?
2) Urdu> kya aap mujhse shadi karogi?
3) PUNJABI> vehli hain..?Viaah hi karala

Beautiful Punjabi Language

Teacher:Jo andar aany k liye sb se short sentence boly ga,usy gift mily ga.

English Child:may i cum in?
Urdu Child: Andr aa skta hun?

Punjabi child:

WARAAAN?

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