Jaan Nai Nikaldi

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May 072012
 

 duniya bhar k doctors

ki team ne
research ki
or is nateeje pe pahunche
ki
?

?

?
msg karn nal
jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro

 

Apr 132012
 

1 merasi kay ghar kay samne kutta mara para tha
Merasi ne Municipal Committe ko Phone kia
Mere Ghar day samne kutta mara Pia hay Utwa Lowo

Jwab mila: Wahin dafana do
Merasi nu ghussa tay bht aya pr tahammul naal bolia

G Main Dafan karan lgya c, par marhoom dy bachian no itlaa v te krni c naa,
Aes leay aa k munh vekh lawo.

Khandani Aashiq

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Apr 082012
 

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,

Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,

Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

Feb 252012
 

Saradarni: Sardar Ji Aye Jahaz Eda Wadda Hunda Hay
Enu Rang Kiwain Karday Nay

Sardar: Jadon Jahaz Urr kay Uppar Chala Janda Hay tay Chota Jiya Ho Janda Hay Na
Tay Taan Karday Nay

 Posted by at 11:39 am

Badmaash

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Feb 252012
 

Ik Kuri day pichay badmaash lag gayae

Kuri: Abba Meray Pichay 4  Badmaash lag gayae nay

Abba: Kithay nay oho

Kuri: Bahar nay Abba

Mulazam: Tehr jao ji main Dekhdan, Kon Nay oho

Kuri: Pathaan

Mulazam Abbay Nu: Main ithay nokri karan ayyaaan  Kurbaniyaan dain nahi, Apae Dekho

 Posted by at 11:27 am

Proposing a Girl

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Jan 202012
 

Diffrent styles of proposing a girl 4 marriage:
1) English> Will u marry me?
2) Urdu> kya aap mujhse shadi karogi?
3) PUNJABI> vehli hain..?Viaah hi karala

 Posted by at 5:30 am
Nov 242011
 

Teacher:Jo andar aany k liye sb se short sentence boly ga,usy gift mily ga.

English Child:may i cum in?
Urdu Child: Andr aa skta hun?

Punjabi child:

WARAAAN?

 Posted by at 9:25 pm