Category: Pakistani SMS Jokes

Pakistanis are amazing. They are brave and funny as well. This category contains funny Jokes about Pakistan and Pakistani People

Azeem Maan tere Betay ki lash aaye hai

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Azeem Maan Tere Betay Ki Lash Aaye Hai
Khuda Gawah Hai, Shahdat Ki Maut Paye Hai
Azeem Maa Tera Noor E Nazar Shaheed Hua
Khuda Ki Raah Main Tera Pisaar Shaheed Hua
Khuda Ka Shukar Hai Medaan Say Munh Nahin Mora…
Dahan Pay, Seenay Pay, Baazu Pay Zakhm Khaye Hain
Ke Shair Loat Raha Hai Kachar Ki Janib
Udhu Ka Khoon Piye Hadiyan Chabaye Hue
Tera Shaheed Lahu May Naha K Aaya Hai…!
Qadam Qadam Pe Gulistan Khila Ke Aya Hai….
Hazar Andhian Ayen Who Bujh Nahin Sakti
Lahoo Se Apne Jo Shamaen Jala Ke Aya Hai
Likha Tha Khalid O Tariq Ne Apne Khoon Se Jise
Usi Kitab Ke Safhay Barha Ke Aya Hai..!
Raza E Haq Se Tera Dil Hai Kis Qadar Aabad…..
Azeem Maa Tujhe Sab Mubarik Ho
Jo Dekhta Hai, Adab Se, Woh Sar Jhukata Hai
Tere Shaheed Ka Shahi Jaloos Aata Hai
Tere Shaheed Ka Shahi Jaloos Aata Hai…!

 

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For Pak Army Shaheeds in NATO Attack

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[frame align=”right”]azeem man[/frame]

Mere liye itna kaafi hai ke,
Mein apni sarzameen per maut dekhoon,
Aur yahin dafan hoon,
Aur is miti mein pighal kar phel jaaon,
Phir phool ki tarah zameen se bahar nikloon,
Mere des ke bache is ke sath khelein,
Mere liye itna hi kaafi hai
Ke mein apne watan ki gaud mein rahoon,
Is tarah jese muthi bhar gard,
Bahaar ki ghaas ki tarah,
Aik phool ki maanin…

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Only in Paksitan

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  1. Only in Pakistan……can a pizza hut boy get to your house faster than an ambulance..
  2. Only in Pakistan……are there filthy garbage places in front of a Government Hospital..
  3. Only in Pakistan……do Chemist shops make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front..
  4. Only in Pakistan……do people drink Hepatitus C infected Sugar Cane Juice….
  5. Only in Pakistan……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the Ball pens to the counters….
  6. Only in Pakistan……do our cars got stolen in 23 seconds, a world record……
  7. Only in Pakistan……do people have more mobile sims than they have mobile to put those in..
  8. Only in Pakistan……do we  have dogs ruling and lions ( awam ) standing in rows for vegetarian food ( Aata )…..
  9. Only in Pakistan…..do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’..
  10. Only in Pakistan……do we have rulers from only 18 families……
  11. Only in Pakistan……can a Sarkari Noker is wealthier than the business men, if you dont believe check the income tax returns of businessmen.
  12. Only in Pakistan……We have people with closed eyes, ears, and mouth waiting for a change that can change their miserable life.
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Talwaar Baazi ka Muqabla

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Talwaar Baazi ka Muqabla Howa
Pehlay
1 chinese nay bareek taar kay 2 tukray kar diye
Japanes nay Urti hoi Makhi ka sar kalam kar diya
Pakistani nay Machar uraya Talwar Ghumai Aur
Machar Urta Hee Raha,
Judge Nay Poocha: Machar to Urh raha hay?
Pakistani Bola:
Urh to raha hay par sala kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sake Ga…

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