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A Lesson to be Learned

A wise man sat in the audience
and cracked a joke.
Everybody laughs like crazy.
After a moment, he cracked the same joke again.
This time, less people laughed.
He cracked the same joke again and again.
When there is no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said:
You can’t laugh at the same joke again and again,
but why do you keep crying over the same thing
over and over again?


Kash K Zindagi Aik Computer Hoti

Aankhon mein agar WEBCAM hota
to Tasviron ko receive kar sakte
.
Dimaag mein agar PRINTER hota
to Khayaalon ka PRINT OUT nikaal lete
.
man mein agar BLUETOOTH hota
to Bhavnaayon ko TRANSFER kar dete
.
Dil agar CPU hota
to sabki yaadon ko SAVE kar sakte
.
Dhadkan mein PENDRIVE hoti to,
Zindagi ka BACKUP le lete
.
Kaash….
.
Zindagi ek COMPUTER hoti,
to Bachpan RESTART kar lete….

Kash K Zindagi Aik Computer Hoti
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