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Chehra Mera Tha Nigahen Us Ki

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chehra mera tha nigahen us ki
khamushi main bhi wo baten us ki

mere chehre pe gazal likhti gain
sher kahti hui ankhen us ki

shokh lamhon ka pata dene lagin
tez hoti hui sansen us ki

aise mausam bhi guzare ham ne
subhen jab apni thin shamain us ki

dhyan main us k ye alam tha kabhi
ankh mahtab ki yaden us ki

faisala mauj-e-hawa ne likkha
andhiyan meri baharen us ki

nind is soch se tuti aksar
kis tarah katati hain raten us ki

dur rah kar bhi sada rahti hai
mujh ko thame hue bahen us ki

Chehra Mera Tha Nigahen Us Ki
2(40%) 3 votes

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Woh Hamsafar jo Mohabbat

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Woh Hamsafar jo Mohabbat ka day raha tha pyam

Lo aaaaaj uss ko bulaaaanay qaza chali aayee

Woh Hamsafar jo Mohabbat

 

Khayaal baab tha Ahmed Faraz Ulfat ka

Diya ussi ka Bhujhaanay Hawa chali aayee

 

Woh Hamsafar jo Mohabbat
5(100%) 6 votes

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A Beautiful Good Looking Lady

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A beautiful, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane…

The lady said to him ‘
Can you help me remove something from my breast please?

The exciting young man replied, Wow!
It will be my pleasure..

So what is it?

‘Your Eyes’

A Beautiful Good Looking Lady
5(100%) 1 votes

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A Lesson to be Learned

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A wise man sat in the audience
and cracked a joke.
Everybody laughs like crazy.
After a moment, he cracked the same joke again.
This time, less people laughed.
He cracked the same joke again and again.
When there is no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said:
You can’t laugh at the same joke again and again,
but why do you keep crying over the same thing
over and over again?

A Lesson to be Learned

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