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A Beautiful Sexy Good Looking Lady

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A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane…

The lady said to him ‘
Can you help me remove something from my breast please?

The exciting young man replied, Wow!
It will be my pleasure..

So what is it?

‘Your Eyes’

A Beautiful Sexy Good Looking Lady
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A Lesson to be Learned

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A wise man sat in the audience
and cracked a joke.
Everybody laughs like crazy.
After a moment, he cracked the same joke again.
This time, less people laughed.
He cracked the same joke again and again.
When there is no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said:
You can’t laugh at the same joke again and again,
but why do you keep crying over the same thing
over and over again?

A Lesson to be Learned

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Hardwork and Luck

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Hard Work Is Like Staircase

and Luck Is Like A Lift.

Lift May Sometimes Fail,

But Staircase Always

Takes Us To The Top.

If You Want A

Comfortable Journey Of Life…

Then Reduce

The Luggage Of Expectation.

Hardwork and Luck

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