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Bechara Mard

Bechara Mard hamesha hi nuqsaan uthata hai

Aik couple ki shadi ki 30th Saalgirah par aik Churail nay unhain 2 khawahishain poori karnay ki offer ki

Wife: Main apnay husband kay saath poori dunya ghoomna chahti hoon

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband aur wife kay liyae 2 world tour tickets hazir kar diyae

Husband apni bari pay bohat soch kar bola:

Husband: Main chahta hoon keh meri biwi mujh say 30 saal choti ho

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband ko 30 saal borha kar diya

MORAL: Aurat Aurat ko hi faida pohnchai gi. Mard Hamesha ragra jata hai


Chehra Mera Tha Nigahen Us Ki

chehra mera tha nigahen us ki
khamushi main bhi wo baten us ki

mere chehre pe gazal likhti gain
sher kahti hui ankhen us ki

shokh lamhon ka pata dene lagin
tez hoti hui sansen us ki

aise mausam bhi guzare ham ne
subhen jab apni thin shamain us ki

dhyan main us k ye alam tha kabhi
ankh mahtab ki yaden us ki

faisala mauj-e-hawa ne likkha
andhiyan meri baharen us ki

nind is soch se tuti aksar
kis tarah katati hain raten us ki

dur rah kar bhi sada rahti hai
mujh ko thame hue bahen us ki

Chehra Mera Tha Nigahen Us Ki
2(40%) 3 votes

Woh Hamsafar jo Mohabbat

Woh Hamsafar jo Mohabbat ka day raha tha pyam

Lo aaaaaj uss ko bulaaaanay qaza chali aayee

Woh Hamsafar jo Mohabbat

 

Khayaal baab tha Ahmed Faraz Ulfat ka

Diya ussi ka Bhujhaanay Hawa chali aayee

 

Woh Hamsafar jo Mohabbat
5(100%) 6 votes

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