Teacher: Osama ki 5 biwiyan aur 20 bachche hain.
Lalu Parsad ki aik biwi aur 9 bachchay,to batao kaun achcha?
Student: Score to Osama ka zyada hai par strike rate lalu ka achcha hai
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR,
Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar,
So Take A Pillow And Soja YAAR…
U r the reason why I have sleepless nights,
U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.
U r the reason I can t sleep without saying
Aye shona u are you ready to party tonite,
with angels & gods love which gives heavenly lite.
sleep my baby, sleep tight as ur love wishes you a beautiful Good Night.
Remember that each time u fall ..
I”ll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight
Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier
b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early.
Love you my beloved wife.
Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…