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God, Heaven and Hell


God, Heaven and Hell

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,
thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which
the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

God, Heaven and Hell
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The Blessings of Ramadan

Collect More Blessings in the Month of Ramadan

The angels says,’O Lord,
Your slave wants to do something bad,’although He (Allah) Knows best about him. So,
Allah says,”Watch him. If he does it, then write it down as it is.
If he does not do it,
then write it down as one hasanah for him,
for he is abstaining from it because of Me.” (Saheeh Muslim)

Ramadan Mubarak

The Prophets Practice During Ramadan

The Prophet’s Practice During Ramadan

The Companions used to say that with the start of Ramadan they would note an increase in three things in the practice of the Messenger of Allah.

  1. The Messenger of Allah would dramatically increase his worship, despite the fact that his normal worship was such that his noble feet would swell from standing in prayer for extensive periods of time.
  2. He was tremendously generous in giving for the sake of Allah, and during this month, he would open his heart and hands even more in charity.
  3. He would increase his weeping in front of Allah in fear and humility, seeking repentance.

Increasing worship, charity, and supplication are Prophetic examples that all Muslims should strive to follow with sincerity. Muslims tire their bodies every day in their work, but there should be at least some time during their lifetime when the body gets exhausted in worship. There should come such a time when the eyes long for sleep, but the worshiper reminds himself that struggling to stay awake seeking Allah’s pleasure will earn him the honor of looking upon Allah in Paradise. The eyes that stay awake now will sleep soundly in the grave.

Happy Ramadan! May Allah Bless Us during the Month of Ramadan!

Mere Sawal or Quran K Jawab

Mere Sawal or Quran K Jawab:

Mene kaha teri madad kese milegi YA RAB?
Jawab mila:
Sabar or Namaz se Madad liya karo (Al Quran2:45)
Mene kaha Me bht gunahgar hon
Jawab mila:
Allah ki Rahmat se mayus na ho Allah sab gunah bakhsh dega (Al Quran39:53)
Mene kaha Mere Dil ko sukoon nhi hai?
Jawab mila:
Beshak Allah ki yad se hi Dilon ko itminan (sukoon) hai (Al Quran13:28)
Mene kaha me bht akela hon.
Jawab mila:
Beshak hm rag-e-jan se bhi zyada qareeb hn (Al Quran 50:16)
Mene kaha Mjhe koi yad nhi krta.
Jawab mila:
Tm mjhe yad kro me tmhen yad kronga.

Mere Sawal or Quran K Jawab
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