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Kaam Kaisa Chal Raha Hai – Funny Urdu Joke

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ایک آدمی پبلک ٹوائلٹ میں بیٹھا اپنی حاجت پوری کر رھا تھا -اسے اچانک ساتھ والے ٹوائلٹ سے آواز سنائی دی-
“کیا حال هیں”؟؟
آدمی گھبرا کر -“”ٹھیک هوں”
پھر آواز آئی-
“”کیا کر رھے هو”؟؟؟
آدمی-“ضروری کام سے بیٹھا هوں”
پھر آواز آئی
“کام کیسا چل رھا هے”؟؟
آدمی اور گھبرا کر بولا”رک رک کے چل رھا هے”-
پھر آواز آئی-
“یار میں تمہیں بعد میں کال کرتا هوں کوئی الو_کا_پٹھا ساتھ والے ٹوائلٹ سے میری ھر بات کا جواب دے رها هے

Kaam Kaisa Chal Raha Hai – Funny Urdu Joke
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Bechara Mard

Bechara Mard hamesha hi nuqsaan uthata hai

Aik couple ki shadi ki 30th Saalgirah par aik Churail nay unhain 2 khawahishain poori karnay ki offer ki

Wife: Main apnay husband kay saath poori dunya ghoomna chahti hoon

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband aur wife kay liyae 2 world tour tickets hazir kar diyae

Husband apni bari pay bohat soch kar bola:

Husband: Main chahta hoon keh meri biwi mujh say 30 saal choti ho

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband ko 30 saal borha kar diya

MORAL: Aurat Aurat ko hi faida pohnchai gi. Mard Hamesha ragra jata hai


Common Sense

Common Sense
.
An Illiterate Father with his
educated Son went on a camping Trip,
They setup their tent ‘n fell Asleep.
Some hours later, father wakes his son ‘n asks:
“Look up to the sky ‘n tell me what you see?
.
Son: I see millions of stars.
.
Father: What does that tell you?
.
Son: Astronomically,
It tells that there are
millions of galaxies ‘n planets.
.
Father slaps the son hard ‘n says:
… Idiot, someone has stolen our Tent!


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