Funny SMS Text Messages and Jokes Collection

funny sms jokes,funny sms, funny text messages, funny jokes

Funny SMS

Here we present our best collection of Funny SMS Jokes, Short SMS Jokes, Jokes for SMS, Thousands of funny jokes! Blonde jokes, funny racist jokes, short funny jokes, really funny jokes, funny clean jokes yo mama jokes, redneck jokes, lawyer jokes, animal jokes, sports jokes, relationship jokes and more!

Kaam Kaisa Chal Raha Hai – Funny Urdu Joke

Share

ایک آدمی پبلک ٹوائلٹ میں بیٹھا اپنی حاجت پوری کر رھا تھا -اسے اچانک ساتھ والے ٹوائلٹ سے آواز سنائی دی-
“کیا حال هیں”؟؟
آدمی گھبرا کر -“”ٹھیک هوں”
پھر آواز آئی-
“”کیا کر رھے هو”؟؟؟
آدمی-“ضروری کام سے بیٹھا هوں”
پھر آواز آئی
“کام کیسا چل رھا هے”؟؟
آدمی اور گھبرا کر بولا”رک رک کے چل رھا هے”-
پھر آواز آئی-
“یار میں تمہیں بعد میں کال کرتا هوں کوئی الو_کا_پٹھا ساتھ والے ٹوائلٹ سے میری ھر بات کا جواب دے رها هے

Kaam Kaisa Chal Raha Hai – Funny Urdu Joke
2.8(56%) 5 votes

Share

Bechara Mard

Share

Bechara Mard hamesha hi nuqsaan uthata hai

Aik couple ki shadi ki 30th Saalgirah par aik Churail nay unhain 2 khawahishain poori karnay ki offer ki

Wife: Main apnay husband kay saath poori dunya ghoomna chahti hoon

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband aur wife kay liyae 2 world tour tickets hazir kar diyae

Husband apni bari pay bohat soch kar bola:

Husband: Main chahta hoon keh meri biwi mujh say 30 saal choti ho

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband ko 30 saal borha kar diya

MORAL: Aurat Aurat ko hi faida pohnchai gi. Mard Hamesha ragra jata hai

Bechara Mard

Share

A Beautiful Sexy Good Looking Lady

Share

A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane…

The lady said to him ‘
Can you help me remove something from my breast please?

The exciting young man replied, Wow!
It will be my pleasure..

So what is it?

‘Your Eyes’

A Beautiful Sexy Good Looking Lady

Share

Hardwork and Luck

Share

Hard Work Is Like Staircase

and Luck Is Like A Lift.

Lift May Sometimes Fail,

But Staircase Always

Takes Us To The Top.

If You Want A

Comfortable Journey Of Life…

Then Reduce

The Luggage Of Expectation.

Hardwork and Luck

Share

Common Sense

Share

Common Sense
.
An Illiterate Father with his
educated Son went on a camping Trip,
They setup their tent ‘n fell Asleep.
Some hours later, father wakes his son ‘n asks:
“Look up to the sky ‘n tell me what you see?
.
Son: I see millions of stars.
.
Father: What does that tell you?
.
Son: Astronomically,
It tells that there are
millions of galaxies ‘n planets.
.
Father slaps the son hard ‘n says:
… Idiot, someone has stolen our Tent!

Common Sense
1(20%) 1 votes

Share
Page 1 of 23123...10...Last »»»
Funny SMS Text Messages and Jokes Collection © 2015