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teen kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the

Editor — Thu, 16 May 2013 08:48:13 +0000

teen kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the Raste me ek pari milti hai, Pari: ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi. 1st: Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo. Pari ne kar diya. 2nd: mujhe bhi aisa kar do Pari ne kar diya. 3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola. . . . . Inko [...]

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Tere Wajood Ki Khusboo

Editor — Thu, 16 May 2013 06:53:02 +0000

Tere Wajood Ki Khusboo Basi Hai Sanson Main Ye Aur Baat Hai Nazron Se Door Rehte Ho

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Bethay Hain Raah-e-Guzar Pay

Editor — Thu, 16 May 2013 06:49:02 +0000

Bethay Hain Raah-e-Guzar Pay, Dil K Diye Jalaye Shayed Wo Dard Samjay Shayed Wo Laot Aaye

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Meri zindagi ko ik tamasha bana dia uss ne

Editor — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 13:41:56 +0000

Meri zindagi ko ik tamasha bana dia uss ne Bhari mehfil me tanha bitha dia us ne, Aisi kya nafrat thi usay is masoom dil se, Khushian chura kar gham thama dia us ne, Bohat naaz tha uss ki wafa pe kabi ham ko, Mujh hi ko meri nazron me gira dia us ne, Khud [...]

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Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Editor — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:13:56 +0000

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti “AB TUMHARI BARI HAI” Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend: Kaise ? Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti.. “AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

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Shadi par rukhsti k waqt

Editor — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:07:13 +0000

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi. (Just formality as usual) . Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga. Admin Dulha se: ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain? Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne.

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Girls Ki Ek Smile

Editor — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 05:37:55 +0000

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai, Sala pura din smj nhi ata k, . . . . Hans k dekh rhi hai, Ya Dekh k hans rhi hai.

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