Father: Do you love me or your mum more?
Son: I love both of you equally much.
FaTher: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.
FaTher: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?
FaTher: So you’re bent on following your mum?
Son: No, it’s because I already went to Paris earlier! 😉