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Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Apko Aaine Main Dekha
Or Bola
Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai ....
O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor Hai
Jo Shadi Ke Album Main Meri Biwi Ke Sath Tha.
Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Sardar Ji Tay Sardar Ji day 5 Parawan nay ral kay taxi lay lai
15 Din Chalanday Rahay Sawari hi Koi Na Mili.......
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3 Para Pichay Bethay Rehnday Si Tay 2 Aggay :)
Sardar Ji Halwai SE: Tu Kinay Saal ton Jalebi Bana Riya Hain?
Halwai Bary Fakhar: Sy 30 Sal Se
Sardar Ji: Bari Sharm di gal aye Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Siddhi Nai Bani
Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai
boss replys"\’jab main bemar tha to main ne apni biwi ko kiss kia tha to main theek ho gia tha tum b try karo\’
2 hours later sardar boss ko dobara sms karta hai keh \’your wife was very sweet\’
Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan: Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash