Panda Eats Shoots


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A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, “Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying […]

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Monkey Smells But….


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A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimpanzee. “I just bought this ape as a pet. Actually We have no children; so he’s going to live with us just like one of the family. He’ll […]

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Chor Do Nasha


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Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai. Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha Phir bola, bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt […]

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before marriage


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A mouse was dancing and enjoying in a lion’s wedding. An elephant was surprised to see this and asked: “Hey buddy why are you dancing and enjoying so much?” mouse continued dancing and replied calmly: “you must not know that i was also a lion before marriage.”…:P:P:P 2 / 5 ( 1 vote )

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Kiya Waqt Aa Gaya Hay Insaan Pay


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Aik kutta doosray se: Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr. Doosra: Kyon? Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga. 3.7 / 5 ( 11 votes )

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Mother Wolf


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The wolf howls in the darkness, She lets the wind carry her cries. Her silhouette on a hilltop, The moon reflected in her eyes. The agony she carries, the pain. At her feet, the lifeless cub she bore. In the animal kingdom it’s the circle of life, Nothing less and nothing more. The moon casts […]

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Ant and Elephant


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An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends. After the first night of honeymoon, the elephant suffered a heart attack and died. “It’s so bad.,” said the ant, “One night of emotions, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a  grave.” 2.7 / 5 […]

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