May 272014
 

Koi raat meray ashnaa mujhe youn bhi to naseeb ho
Na khayal ho libaas ka woh itna meray qareeb ho

Badan ki garam aanch say meri aarzu ko aag day
Mera josh bhi behak uthay mera haal bhi ajeeb ho

Teray chashni wajood ka main sara russ nachor loon
Phir tu hee mera marz ho phir tu he mera tabeeb ho

 Posted by at 4:35 pm

Bechara Mard

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May 132014
 

Bechara Mard hamesha hi nuqsaan uthata hai

Aik couple ki shadi ki 30th Saalgirah par aik Churail nay unhain 2 khawahishain poori karnay ki offer ki

Wife: Main apnay husband kay saath poori dunya ghoomna chahti hoon

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband aur wife kay liyae 2 world tour tickets hazir kar diyae

Husband apni bari pay bohat soch kar bola:

Husband: Main chahta hoon keh meri biwi mujh say 30 saal choti ho

Churail nay chari ghumai aur husband ko 30 saal borha kar diya

MORAL: Aurat Aurat ko hi faida pohnchai gi. Mard Hamesha ragra jata hai

 Posted by at 4:15 pm
May 032014
 

Ap ki yad ati rahi rat bhar,
Chashm e num muskurati rai rat bhar,
Rat bhar dard ki shama jalti rahi,
Ghum ki lo thar tharati rahi rat bhar,
Bansuri ki sureeli suhani sada,
Yad ban ban kay ati rahi rat bhar,
Yad kay chand dil me utartey rahey,
Chandni jagmagati rahi rat bhar,
Koi dewaana galiyon me phirta raha,
Koi awaz ati rahi rat bhar

 Posted by at 2:48 pm
May 022014
 

chehra mera tha nigahen us ki
khamushi main bhi wo baten us ki

mere chehre pe gazal likhti gain
sher kahti hui ankhen us ki

shokh lamhon ka pata dene lagin
tez hoti hui sansen us ki

aise mausam bhi guzare ham ne
subhen jab apni thin shamain us ki

dhyan main us k ye alam tha kabhi
ankh mahtab ki yaden us ki

faisala mauj-e-hawa ne likkha
andhiyan meri baharen us ki

nind is soch se tuti aksar
kis tarah katati hain raten us ki

dur rah kar bhi sada rahti hai
mujh ko thame hue bahen us ki

 Posted by at 2:40 pm
Apr 102014
 

Woh Hamsafar jo Mohabbat ka day raha tha pyam

Lo aaaaaj uss ko bulaaaanay qaza chali aayee

07 10 2013 2 25 36 PM Woh Hamsafar jo Mohabbat

 

Khayaal baab tha Ahmed Faraz Ulfat ka

Diya ussi ka Bhujhaanay Hawa chali aayee

 

 Posted by at 3:26 pm
Mar 022014
 

A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane…

The lady said to him ‘
Can you help me remove something from my breast please?

The exciting young man replied, Wow!
It will be my pleasure..

So what is it?

‘Your Eyes’

 Posted by at 7:56 pm
Mar 022014
 

Research se pata chala hai ki…

Wife se pyaar se baat karne se
Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai

Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai
Mind 90% time relax rehta hai
Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai
Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen
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WIFE APNI NA HO..

 Posted by at 7:21 pm